An Anti-Feminist Walks Into a Bar: A Play in Five Acts

Some humour – in five acts.
Made me smile as well as chuckle quietly

PROLOGUE

And thus did the number of women calling themselves "feminist" rocket. RT @DawnHFoster: LADIES. MAKE YOUR CHOICES. pic.twitter.com/512S3JAYeE
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014

ACT I

GUY: I WILL NOT DATE YOU IF YOU ARE A FEMINIST Woman: Great! Thank you. GUY: YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO REACT THAT WAY Woman: Oh, but I AM.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014

ACT II

GUY: OH HEY THERE BABY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE COMPA- Woman: I'm a feminist. GUY: NOOOO THE BURNING MAKE IT STOP (flees) (Woman smiles)
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014

ACT III

GUY: HEY THERE BAB- Woman: Feminist. GUY: LIKE A REAL FEMINIST OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF ME Women: Why not both?
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014

ACT IV

GUY: HI THER- Women: Feminist. GUY: THIS WHOLE BAR CAN'T BE FULL OF FEMINISTS…

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